Jamie Lea

itsvondell:

i’m looking at this life i lead where i just googled “can you smoke tea”

anyway turns out: yes

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
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beefaloh:

Artist: They Might Be Giants
Song: Birdhouse In Your Soul
Album: Flood [1990]

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

theunicornkittenkween:

thescienceofjohnlock:

steverogerswintersoldier:

rebagled:

gildedgravestones:

Vintage Porcelain Covered With Hand-Painted Ants

This would stress me out

It already stressed me out, I’m gonna go lie down

who would want this????

I would!

I feel physically ill looking at this.
SO OBVIOUSLY I NEED IT ON MY BLOG!