Jamie Lea
julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

zombiechocolatemilk:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

I did that and I got 100% and my teacher was saying it was the best essay in the hole group. Just. Thanks bruh

eternalravendreamer:

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek


Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)

Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)

Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)

Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek

Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)
Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)
Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)
Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.